What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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