i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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