I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
