I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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