he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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