Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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