Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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