Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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