I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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