you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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