It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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