he wants to bone in the snuggie
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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