Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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