I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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