Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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