i jhust puked up my retainher.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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