I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
What a dumb baby whore.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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