Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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