Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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