He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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