You're so nebulous sometimes
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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