So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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