Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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