Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
