So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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