OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Please don't give away my fajitas
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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