and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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