it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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