giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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