Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
