wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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