that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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