so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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