dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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