I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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