But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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