no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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