He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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