its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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