Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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