I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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