he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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