what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
This baby is an asshole
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
