so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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