In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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