you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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