"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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