isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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