i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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