Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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