I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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