plz talk dirty to me
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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