I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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